Class is in session, kiddies! Today's lesson: Brandon 101.

Part 1: His Personality Defect
Spiteful Loner
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

Would He Have Been A Nazi?
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

Part 4: How Low Are His Sex Standards?
Very Hard to Please
You had sex with 5 out of 21!

You are very hard to please. You are highly selective of females, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 3 to 6 were satisfactory, meaning you have standards that are very tight. It is likely that in your everyday life you're not much of a gawker or whistler, and -- I'm going out on a limb here -- you don't sleep with hookers.


What's his personality persona?
The Suit (NTAM)
Normal Traditional Alpha Male
Professional, motivated, confident, you are going places. Just remember that there is more to life than the daily grind and you'll be fine. Considering you are so traditional, it shouldn't be that much of a strech for you to remember the spiritual aspect of life. You can date any of the types, but because you are patient and treat the ladies with respect, you will have great success with those types other gentlemen ignore.