What Felony Are They?

Tom:
You Are Stalking

You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention on something or someone, it's all you think about.
You are also very secretive. People don't know much about the life that you lead.

You are attracted to weak people. You may want to prey on them, but you also may just want to help them.
You need attention, and you can get desperate if you aren't getting attention from the right person. You'll do about anything to get noticed.

Brandon:
You Are Arson

No doubt about it, you have a serious destructive streak. You can't help it!
Sometimes you just get so frustrated with the world, and you have to let your aggression out

You have a notoriously bad temper. You are obsessed with getting your revenge.
You are obviously a pyromaniac, whether you realize it or not. It feels great to watch something burn.

Brian:
You Are Fraud

You will do anything to get ahead. And if you fail, you can always reinvent yourself.
You probably have a sordid past, and you're good at completely hiding it.

You find it easy to lie. No one can tell if you're lying, and lying doesn't make you feel guilty.
You think people are gullible. And you rather fool them than get fooled.

Tom:
The Bystander
Your final result? A 37% capacity for violence and a 6% history of it!

You've emerged from the other side of the test as THE BYSTANDER. What does this mean? You've got a MODERATE capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence.

So while you've never really engaged in any particularly violent behaviour in the past, something lurks below your cool, calm exterior... That thing that lurks may just be hormones (they do funny things to a person). It may be a certain level of stress. It's entirely possible that you have NO violent inclination, but fall into the demographic that are most likely to commit violent crimes. It's also possible that you're the sort who views brawls at bars and secretly thinks about joining in, in which case I have one piece of advice for you: getting into barfights may be fun (not that I would know), but then you get kicked out and have to go through the rigmarole of finding somewhere else to drink. And which would you prefer? Fisticuffs, or alcohol? Think about that one.

Brandon:
The Right Hook
Your final result? A 54% capacity for violence and a 39% history of it!
A clean record meets a rocky future for you. You are THE RIGHT HOOK. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a MODERATE history of violence.

Much like the right hook, you likely come out of nowhere. You don't seem outwardly violent, and then - BAM! - someone's on the floor and you're being dragged out by the bouncer. I'm guessing. You've only had a few bursts of anger here and there, but your capacity for it seems to be high. This may either mean you've developed a taste for blood, or - most likely - you're developing higher levels of stress. But hey, you can always change, right? Seek help. Seek support. Seek change. Seek Valium, if you need. And always look on the bright side: you may be angry, but you're better looking than Courtney Love.

Brian:
The Taxi Driver
Your final result? A 56% capacity for violence and a 11% history of it!
Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence.

You've never actually BEEN violent, but you're capable of it. What could cause this? Do you experience a lot of stress at work, at home, or in your studies? Perhaps you have minor (or major) health issues. Either way, you're bottling something up (let's be honest, most of us are), and it's probably worth doing something about it. Take necessary steps to look after yourself a bit better. Look for ways to counter any stress you MAY be experiencing. This may be as simple as getting more sleep or seeing a massage therapist once a month.