Brandon's Survey:
What do you hear right now?
Tangled Up In You - Staind

What are you sitting on?
Chair

^Are you comfortable?
Yes

Do listen to any bands/artists from France?
Not that I know of, no.

Did you drink on St. Patrick's Day?
I'm not sure.

How do you feel about parades?
They're fine.

What is your favorite symbol?
Star

What was the theme of the last theme party you attended?
I guess Halloween. Costume party.

Are you a fan of smoothies?
Huge

What would you do if your best friend told you they were gay?
Well, that would be shocking but I'd be cool with it.

Do you ever talk shit about people behind their backs?
No

^Would you repeat any of it to their face?
I don't do that.

How many times can you break 'til you shatter?
I wouldn't know. I haven't shattered yet apparently.

What color is your comb/brush/whatever?
Green and blue.

..Do you like pocky?
Never tried it.

Are Japanese snacks just delightful? :3
I wouldn't know.

What was the last thing you said out loud?
Alright, bye.

What is the longest you've gone without talking?
I have no idea.

What three words could describe your personality?
I don't think I'm that simple.

Do you play any musical instruments?
Nope

^If so, what and for long?
Nothing

What city did your last piece of mail come from?
I have no idea.

If you're away from home for awhile, what do you most look forward to returning to?
That depends on if I went away alone. If I did, then I look forward to seeing certain people again.

Who was your last voicemail from?
Mark

Do you quote movies in real life?
Not really

^If so, what's the last one you used?
I can't remember. I don't really do that kind of thing.

Does your life depend on having structure and/or a routine?
A little bit.

Are you independent?
Yes

What was the last thing you licked?
My lips

..Ever gotten your tongue stuck to a pole? xD
No

Empty your pockets(or purse). ..What did you find?
Change, wallet, cough drop wrapper, and a wad of cash.

How much cash is in your wallet?
$1078

Do you prefer a messenger bag or a backpack, if applicable?
It's not applicable.

If I were to bake you a cake, what kind would you want?
Hm, rainbow cake with buttercream icing.

Do you think celebrities would be as attractive without all their makeup?
No, but that's not their fault. It's all the pressure we put on them to be perfect.

Do you have any reed diffusers in your home?
I think there's one in one of the guest bedrooms.

Does your bathroom have a theme?
Not really

Do you like surprises?
Yes, if they're good.

What was the last thing you microwaved?
Cookie for Lauren.

What do you usually order at Dunkin Donuts/Starbucks/wherever?
Just coffee or maybe one of their brownie things. It depends.

Does your cellphone have good battery life?
Yes

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I don't know.

..How may pairs do you actually wear, regularly?
Uhm, I guess about 4. I don't really know.

..And what size shoe do you wear, anyway?
11

Do you own any electronics with a touch screen?
Yes

Do you like to eat tuna sandwiches?
No

..Why do they call it tunafish, anyway? We don't call chicken chickenbird..
I guess after Jessica Simpson screwed us all up we need clarification.

Is it wrong for someone to be proud to be white?
No

Think of your group of friends. Who is the tallest?
I'm not really sure.

How do you feel about beards?
I think they're pretty horrible.

Aren't moustaches creepy?
Yes, typically.

Does traveling through time zones mess you up big time?
No

Have you ever seen a movie in 3D at the IMAX theatre or where ever?
Yeah

Do you go through the Drive-Thru or go inside more often?
Inside

What would you say if you caught your signifcant other cheating?
Probably lots of explitives.

Do you own any diamond jewelry?
Hm, watches.

YAY! You found $1000 in an envelope with no ID. Turn it in or go have fun?
Turn it in.

Do you enjoy people watching?
Sometimes

Are there any morals or beliefs you live by?
Yes

What do you do when you hear someone talking about you?
That depends on what they're saying and if I really care or not.

Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yes

^ Why? Who was more hurt?
Lots of different reasons and usually the other person. Sometimes me though.

Describe how you got one of your scars.
I have a scar on my elbow from busting in a window of a car.

Describe how you've broken a bone, if you have.
I broke my nose before in a fight.

Have you ever had a near death experience?
Yes

What inspires you?
The desire to be good enough.

What motivates you?
People

Do you live without regret?
Kind of

What makes life worth living, to you?
The people in it.

Have you ever lost a friend over a love-interest?
Yeah

How's the weather today? It's beautiful here. [:
It's pretty cool actually. It's like 60, I think.

Which makes you more nervous; the dentist or a physical exam at the doctor?
Neither

What was the last kind of cookie you ate?
Oatmeal

^..did you have milk with that?
No. I had coffee.

Where did you go last time you were in a car?
To pick up my cookies.

Explain your morning routine.
I get up and get dressed. I either eat with Lauren or get something on the way to work.

Explain your night routine.
I don't really have one.

What is your favorite condiment?
Ketchup

Do you work well under pressure?
I do

Would you rather work as part of a team or on your own?
On my own usually.

What helps you concentrate?
Music


SURVEY TWO:
Do you hate surveys that start off asking your name and age?
Yes actually.

Do you call things "gay" or do you find that offensive?
I sometimes do that, but not that often.

Have you ever had a recurring dream?
Yes

If so, what was it about?
It was about looking for Macie.

Do you check prices before you buy things or do you just buy them?
Check prices

Speaking of which, do you buy your own groceries?
Usually Lauren does that, but I buy certain things.

Have you ever watched Thumbtanic or The Blair Thumb?
No

Do you own a snuggie? What color?
No

Have you ever tried to see how many marshmallows you could stuff in your mouth, then pretended to be a rabid dog?
I have not.

Do you hate it when people abbreviate words like u, r, or c?
I do because it's only a few more letters.

How many people have you talked to today?
I don't really know.

Did your mom or dad pick out your name? Or someone else?
It was the only name they could both agree on.

Do you wish you were another age? What age? and Why?
Not really.

Have you ever been to a luau?
No

How many trophies do you have?
All of zero.

What are they for?
Nothing. I don't have any.

Do you wear lipstick?
No

Ever thought of joining the army?
I have, but not anymore.

What is your favorite name that starts with R?
For a boy, Reid. For a girl, Riley.

If you knew your soulmate couldn't have kids would you still be with them?
Duh

What if you knew they would die at age 32? Would you be with them?
Well, I'd try and stop that.

Do you even believe in soulmates?
Yes

Have you ever had a pet bunny? How about an iguana?
No, no.

Are you in love with someone you won't ever be with?
No

Have you ever ridden an elephant? A camel?
I have ridden a camel, but I don't remember it. I was little.

What would you do if your best friend of the opposite sex confessed their undying love for you?
That would be Lauren so I would say, "I love you too."

Does human nature fascinate you?
Yes

Would you ever really kiss a frog if he would turn into a prince?
No, definitely not.

How many times have you been in love?
Twice.

Do you regret anything?
Kind of.

Do you discriminate against anyone?
I try not to.

Spongebob or Dora?
Spongebob I suppose.

Do you think the world is getting worse?
I think there's a cycle. Things get worse, they get better, worse, better.. like that.

Do you like making lists?
I love lists.

How many surveys have you taken today?
This would two.

Do you think skydiving is dangerous?
No more dangerous than driving.

Have you ever lived in another country?
No

If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?
A blender