Brandon:
You Are a Granny Smith Apple

You are sweet, but you aren't overly sweet. You let your tart side show through sometimes.
You can be a bit uncompromising and high maintenance. You know what you want, and you're going to get it.
You are durable and sturdy. You have both a lot of physical and mental strength.
No matter what, you don't lose your edge. After all these years, you still give people a bit of a shock.