So tell me. When was the last time you had an itch?
I think about a minute ago.

Did that question make you itchy?
A little bit, thanks.

Do you think that yawns are contagious?
Something like that, yeah.

What is the last CD you listened to on a CD player?
Just a mixtape.

How long have you had your current toothbrush?
A few months, I guess.

Do any of your teachers have hammocks in their classrooms?
Nope

Have you ever actually watched Oprah?
I don't think I've ever seen a whole episode, but I've seen parts of some.

What do you think of the 'Percy Jackson' series?
Never read them. They don't seem like my kind of books though.

Are you upset that Fred has a movie coming out?
Who the hell is Fred?

Have you ever been on your roof before?
No

Look out the window right now and wave. Does anyone wave back?
There shouldn't be anyone in my backyard. If there is, I definitely don't want to wave at them.

Name a guy you know with pierced ears.
Adam

Have you ever seen the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'?
Yes

Try to make your favorite band's logo on your keyboard. //(A)/
No can do.

Do you own anything from Louis Vuitton?
I think my briefcase is Louis Vuitton, but I'm not sure.

Do you know what 'terminal uniqueness' is?
Terminal, as in permanent? I guess I can gather what it means. Maybe.

Are you wearing any Silly Bandz right now?
No

Who is the strangest person you know?
I know a lot of strange people, myself included.

What is the wimpiest thing that's ever attacked you?
A chihuahua.

I had a dream last night I visited Antoine Dodson's house. Do you know him?
Yeah, he's that bed intruder dude.

Are your two front teeth larger than your other teeth?
Not overly, but yes.

Do you know any Japanese words? If so, write one here.
Konnichiwa

Remember that 90s cat commercial for Meow Mix?
Nope

The one that went like 'meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow'...
They still do that. It's annoying as fuck.

How many questions does it take for you to get bored of a survey?
It just depends on the survey.

Would you rather be in an elevator with Mick Jagger or Justin Bieber?
That would be horrible. I guess Justin Bieber. I don't think I could handle Mick Jagger's old ass.

How many presidents been elected in your lifetime?
Have been. Every four years and I'm 20. That would be five.

Would you rather be an eggman or a walrus?
What the fuck is an eggman?

What is the weirdest name you've ever seen on a crayon?
I don't know, but some of them are pretty gay.

What show makes you laugh the most?
Probably Entourage, because it's not stupid.

Have you seen the bloopers for your favorite show?
No

Why do comedy shows put laughter in the background after a joke?
They don't all do that.

Goose, geese. Moose, meese. House, houses. Mouse, mouses. Yes?
Uh, no.

Do you remember the first book you read?
What the hell? How would I remember that?

What do you think about Hugh Hefner?
Personally, I think he's disgusting, but I guess some girls are into the whole rich and almost dead thing.

First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair, if that counts.

What color is your favorite hoodie?
Purple

Would you kiss the last person you kissed againn?
Yes

Do you plan outfits?
Sometimes.

Are you emotional?
I don't really show it, but I mean, I have emotions.

Do you bite your ice cream or lick it ?
Both, but probably bite more.

Do you like yourself?
Yeah

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure

Would you throw things at him?
What am I, a kindergardener? I don't throw things at people.

Do you own a gun?
Yes

Can you count backwards?
From what number?

Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yeah, a few shirts.

Do looks matter?
Yes

Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Yeah

How often do you talk on the phone?
At least a few times a day.

What is your favorite animal?
Lemurs are pretty fucking awesome.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
A few times.

Have you ever watched porn?
Yeah

Do you know anyone who has been caught doing something illegal?
Yes

Do you have a job?
Yes

Would you rather have a son or a daughter?
I don't care.

Do you think racist jokes are funny?
Yeah

Do you regret anything you've ever done in your life?
Hm, I don't know.

Do you consider yourself a good artist?
I'm okay.

When you draw someone, do you draw them in anime form or normal form?
Normal. I like caricatures a lot though.

Do you like Ke$ha or do you think she sounds like a drunk ape?
What does a drunk ape sound like anyway? She seems like a cool person. I don't think she's got a lot of talent, but she'd be fun to hang out with.

Have you ever lost a loved one?
Yes

Do you envy anybody right now?
No. I don't really see the purpose of envying people. I mean, you are who you are, get used to it.

Do you consider yourself hard to handle?
Yes

Are you moody a lot?
I can be pretty moody, yeah.

When texting, do you use chatspeak (lol, brb, afk) or no?
No. I hate that.

Do you hate one-worded text messages? Do you send them anyway?
I don't really hate them. I do it sometimes when I don't have anything else to say.

Are you a virgin?
No

What is the first rule of Fight Club?
You do not talk about fight club.