Brandon:
Have you ever followed someone you cared about into a disastrous situation?
Yes

Someone's talking shit about you. How do you handle this?
I would probably confront them.

Do you prefer escalators or elevators?
Elevators

If you had a time machine, when would you go?
I'd like to go back to the 20s or 30s.

Has your house ever been broken into?
Not my current one.

Who is the last person to call you 'Sweetheart'?
I don't know. I don't really like being called that.

What's the 5th message in your inbox from?
A human.

Are your eyebrows thick/thin/or basically nonexistent?
How about us average people?

How many hours of sleep do you usually get a night?
Not many. I hate sleeping.

Your regrets: are they mostly thing you HAVE done, or haven't?
Have

What's in your pocket(s)?
Wallet, change, and a receipt.

Could you explain Scientology to me, without making it sound ridiculous?
Basically, it says that we've lost our way and we need help getting purpose and happiness back in our lives. It sounds a little more like self help than religion to me.

Cookie, ice-cream cone, or a taco?
Cookie

What's the best way to calm you down when you're pissed off?
I'm not really good at that.

Can you ride a bike with no handlebars?
Not without falling off and hurting myself.

You're sending a message in a bottle off to sea. What do you write in it?
Fuck you.

Hazelnut, nutmeg, caramel, or vanilla?
Hazelnut.

Skakeskin, leopard print, or zebra print?
Zebra

Right now, what is your favorite song? Seriously, just pick one.
Just A Feeling by Maroon 5

Do you try to stand out?
I'm just me. I don't try to stand out or fit in either. I just do what I want.

What do you put on your toast?
Butter

The last time you had brefagust, what'd you have?
I don't know what brefagust is. Is that supposed to be breakfast?

Have you ever done something with a condom, other than have sex?
Yes

What's your town/city/state known for?
Crime?

Do you know how to use a compass?
Yes

Tie a tie?
Yes

Were you afraid of monsters, ghosts, or witches, as a child?
No, not really.

Cardigan or hoodie?
Hoodie

What's something you're really, REALLY good at?
Persuading people.

Are you better at ping pong or hockey? (the table kind)
I like hockey better and I'm definitely better at it too.

Favorite cover song?
Simple Man by Shinedown

Would you rather own a yacht or a submarine?
Yacht definitely. I don't care for living underwater.

You want a ____ flavored cake in the shape of:
Hm, strawberry and I don't care about the shape.

Favorite bagel & cream cheese?
Blueberry bagel and plain cream cheese.

What is it that you usually worry about?
Losing people who are important to me.

Are you accepting of criticism?
No, criticism pisses me off.

Take responsibility, or blame it on someone else?
Take responsibility. If you fuck up, admit it.

What's something you strongly believe in?
Being true to yourself.

Who's your favorite Beatle?
John Lennon

Who do you wanna wake up next to, tomorrow?
Lauren

Do you, or have you ever collected buttons?
No, that sounds pretty stupid.

Do you actually eat an Oreo, or just lick the icing off?
I actually eat it.

Do you like what you've become?
I'm comfortable with who I am. I know I'm perfect, but I'm okay with it.

Who'd you last flip off, and what was the reason behind it?
Big Red. It's just kind of our thing.

Do you look better in pictures, or in person?
I think I look basically the same.

Do you have an electric shaver, or just a normal one?
Electric.

Favorite flavor for a milkshake?
Chocolate

What's your favorite color combination?
Purple and yellow.

If the world ended today, would you really be proud of yourself?
Yes

Have you ever spraypainted anything?
Yes

Are you patient?
No

JOHNATHON: