Brandon:
WHAT PEANUTS CHARACTER ARE YOU?
You Are Lucy

You are smart as a whip... maybe a little too smart for your own good! Other people tend to annoy you.
You tell it like it is, and you're not about to spare anyone's feelings. You're very blunt.
You are assertive to the point of being aggressive. You know what you want, and you're going to make sure you get it.
Deep down, you're trying to be helpful. You give good advice, even if people don't want to hear it. You always shoot from the hip.

WHAT FAMILY ROLE ARE YOU?
You Are the Father

You are a strong, powerful figure in the lives of your friends and families.
In general, you value justice and fairness. You appreciate structure and rules.
At your best, you protect and guide those close to you.
You are a born leader. You are good at establishing order in chaotic situations.
At your worst, you are a tyrant who rules through intimidation and criticism.
You are quick to condemn other people as pathetic losers not worth your time.

WHAT FELONY ARE YOU?
You Are Kidnapping

You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant.
A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power!
You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge.
But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.